My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Dear god my vagina.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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