Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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