Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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