Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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