I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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