And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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