Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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