The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Oh god it's open bar.
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