Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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