she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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