dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Houston, we have a squirter
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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