Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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