I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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