I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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