I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
