I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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