I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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