You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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