He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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