Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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