Say something about gay babies.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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