when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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