I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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