Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
40s are totally the cure
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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