idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
i out mim tonsoeep
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