Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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