i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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