I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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