eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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