Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Randomize
