If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Your cock deserves a montage
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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