Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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