Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
they need to just BURY HIM!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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