But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Rumble strips road head = magical
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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