I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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