In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Randomize
