oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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