Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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