I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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