we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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