Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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