I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
