S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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