the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm always down for nudity.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize