i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Randomize
