stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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