Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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