Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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