It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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