Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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